I'm an actor, writer, comedian, Octomom, Jennifer Aniston, and other searchable terms. I perform at UCB, I'm a member of Dutch West, and started Very Mary-Kate. Please note: this is a dot net site, not a dot com. The other Elaine Carroll is a flutist who does birthday parties. She does mine every year and she's excellent.

Me and my big sister Sue.  She still looks like that.

Me and my big sister Sue.  She still looks like that.

Didn’t get paid for this, but Dov Charney made breakfast burritos for the whole crew and gave me an open invitation for a foot massage.

Didn’t get paid for this, but Dov Charney made breakfast burritos for the whole crew and gave me an open invitation for a foot massage.

I’ve been thinking about writing a solo show for a while now.  Today was the first day I actually sat down to work on it.  I didn’t get very far.  Or anywhere.  But I did make this, and I wanted to share it.  I guarantee that if I do, in fact, write a show, it will most likely NOT include dance or any dance appropriate attire.  It will, however, include mustaches and a badly photoshopped postcard.

I’ve been thinking about writing a solo show for a while now.  Today was the first day I actually sat down to work on it.  I didn’t get very far.  Or anywhere.  But I did make this, and I wanted to share it.  I guarantee that if I do, in fact, write a show, it will most likely NOT include dance or any dance appropriate attire.  It will, however, include mustaches and a badly photoshopped postcard.

Me as Joan from Mad Men in the College Humor short “Mad Libs.”

Me as Joan from Mad Men in the College Humor short “Mad Libs.”

This is me in a show I did 4 years ago.  This is also how I will look in 40 years.

This is me in a show I did 4 years ago.  This is also how I will look in 40 years.

3rd Grade!  #fuckyeahheadbands

3rd Grade!  #fuckyeahheadbands