I'm an actor, writer, comedian, Octomom, Jennifer Aniston, and other searchable terms. I perform at UCB, I'm a member of Dutch West, and started Very Mary-Kate. Please note: this is a dot net site, not a dot com. The other Elaine Carroll is a flutist who does birthday parties. She does mine every year and she's excellent.

verymarykate:

Depressed

frankhejl:

onemoreforcourage:

distractionsoflola:

in honor of Groundhog Day, some questions with Bill Murray.

frankhejl:

onemoreforcourage:

distractionsoflola:

in honor of Groundhog Day, some questions with Bill Murray.

verymarykate1:

Baby Daddy

Booked!

A sketch comedy pilot for Fox and a small role in an Orlando Bloom movie.  Not bad for being in LA 3 weeks!

Biggest lol of my day.
chriscantwell:

allezla:

amandablaze:jonahray:abedinthemorning:juliasegal:renarielsano

paint him a little evil here. it’ll be our little secret.

Day Maker.

Biggest lol of my day.

chriscantwell:

allezla:

amandablaze:jonahray:abedinthemorning:juliasegal:renarielsano

paint him a little evil here. it’ll be our little secret.

Day Maker.

No, but srsly you guys, Obama has a “Case of the Mondays”.
katespencer:

I want Elaine to be famous too!
hilarysiegel:

OMG!!!  Elaine’s Very Mary Kate series is on the AOL HOMEPAGE today!!!  I want Elaine to be so famous.  She is awesome!

No, but srsly you guys, Obama has a “Case of the Mondays”.

katespencer:

I want Elaine to be famous too!

hilarysiegel:

OMG!!!  Elaine’s Very Mary Kate series is on the AOL HOMEPAGE today!!!  I want Elaine to be so famous.  She is awesome!

verymarykate1:

I want a baby in this episode. Or at least I think that’s what happens?  It’s been a while since I read the script.

Thanks Urlesque.com!

Thanks Urlesque.com!

Very Mary-Kate

I wrote a new web series about the life of Mary-Kate Olsen.  First 3 episodes are up.  More to come next week!  Enjoy!

I took this picture at the Grand Canyon right before the fence gave out. RIP Sarah and Anna.

I took this picture at the Grand Canyon right before the fence gave out. RIP Sarah and Anna.