I'm an actor, writer, comedian, Octomom, Jennifer Aniston, and other searchable terms. I perform at UCB, I'm a member of Dutch West, and started Very Mary-Kate. Please note: this is a dot net site, not a dot com. The other Elaine Carroll is a flutist who does birthday parties. She does mine every year and she's excellent.
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Here are some shots from an awesome web pilot I shot today about hipsters as political pundits. Where do we get our facts? From like this obscure source that you’ve probably never heard of.
Wolfram Magazine interviewed me about “Very Mary-Kate”! Check it out - pages 59 through 61.
My trailer is a hospital room. Note the super fancy masking tape with my “name” on it.
Perfect rainbow over Burbank.
Their little sister!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I did an interview with Crushable.com about “Very Mary-Kate” Ever bit of information in this interview is correct especially the part about my perm being mega sweet.
If I could make one minor adjustment, in response to the question about “How The West Was Fun”, my answer would read, “It is, (she said emphatically)”.
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