I'm an actor, writer, comedian, Octomom, Jennifer Aniston, and other searchable terms. I perform at UCB, I'm a member of Dutch West, and started Very Mary-Kate. Please note: this is a dot net site, not a dot com. The other Elaine Carroll is a flutist who does birthday parties. She does mine every year and she's excellent.

Having a late lunch in Culver City with my high school buddy, Ben.  We were voted most likely to be on Broadway, but it’s more like most likely to be eating outside in February, or how’s that whole blizzard thing working out for you, New York?

Having a late lunch in Culver City with my high school buddy, Ben.  We were voted most likely to be on Broadway, but it’s more like most likely to be eating outside in February, or how’s that whole blizzard thing working out for you, New York?

verymarykate:

Depressed

frankhejl: onemoreforcourage: distractionsoflola: in honor of Groundhog Day, some questions with Bill Murray.

frankhejl:

onemoreforcourage:

distractionsoflola:

in honor of Groundhog Day, some questions with Bill Murray.

verymarykate1:

Baby Daddy

Booked!

A sketch comedy pilot for Fox and a small role in an Orlando Bloom movie.  Not bad for being in LA 3 weeks!

Biggest lol of my day. chriscantwell: allezla: amandablaze:jonahray:abedinthemorning:juliasegal:renarielsano paint him a little evil here. it’ll be our little secret. Day Maker.

Biggest lol of my day.

chriscantwell:

allezla:

amandablaze:jonahray:abedinthemorning:juliasegal:renarielsano

paint him a little evil here. it’ll be our little secret.

Day Maker.

No, but srsly you guys, Obama has a “Case of the Mondays”. katespencer: I want Elaine to be famous too! hilarysiegel: OMG!!!  Elaine’s Very Mary Kate series is on the AOL HOMEPAGE today!!!  I want Elaine to be so famous.  She is awesome!

No, but srsly you guys, Obama has a “Case of the Mondays”.

katespencer:

I want Elaine to be famous too!

hilarysiegel:

OMG!!!  Elaine’s Very Mary Kate series is on the AOL HOMEPAGE today!!!  I want Elaine to be so famous.  She is awesome!

verymarykate1:

I want a baby in this episode. Or at least I think that’s what happens?  It’s been a while since I read the script.

Thanks Urlesque.com!

Thanks Urlesque.com!

Very Mary-Kate

I wrote a new web series about the life of Mary-Kate Olsen.  First 3 episodes are up.  More to come next week!  Enjoy!