I'm an actor, writer, comedian, Octomom, Jennifer Aniston, and other searchable terms. I perform at UCB, I'm a member of Dutch West, and started Very Mary-Kate. Please note: this is a dot net site, not a dot com. The other Elaine Carroll is a flutist who does birthday parties. She does mine every year and she's excellent.

Wolfram Magazine interviewed me about “Very Mary-Kate”! Check it out - pages 59 through 61.

Wolfram Magazine interviewed me about “Very Mary-Kate”! Check it out - pages 59 through 61.

My trailer is a hospital room. Note the super fancy masking tape with my “name” on it.

My trailer is a hospital room. Note the super fancy masking tape with my “name” on it.

Guest star - the AMAZING Josh Ruben

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Philip Seymour Hoffman

Perfect rainbow over Burbank.

Perfect rainbow over Burbank.

Their little sister!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their little sister!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fight

I did an interview with Crushable.com about “Very Mary-Kate”  Ever bit of information in this interview is correct especially the part about my perm being mega sweet. If I could make one minor adjustment, in response to the question about “How The West Was Fun”, my answer would read, “It is, (she said emphatically)”.

I did an interview with Crushable.com about “Very Mary-Kate”  Ever bit of information in this interview is correct especially the part about my perm being mega sweet.

If I could make one minor adjustment, in response to the question about “How The West Was Fun”, my answer would read, “It is, (she said emphatically)”.

Stephen Hawking was such a hipster.

Stephen Hawking was such a hipster.

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The Hangover

A late lunch outside in Culver City with my highschool buddy, Ben. We were voted most likely to on Broadway. More like most likely to be eating lunch outside in February. How’s that blizzard thing working out, New York?

A late lunch outside in Culver City with my highschool buddy, Ben. We were voted most likely to on Broadway. More like most likely to be eating lunch outside in February. How’s that blizzard thing working out, New York?