I'm an actor, writer, comedian, Octomom, Jennifer Aniston, and other searchable terms. I perform at UCB, I'm a member of Dutch West, and started Very Mary-Kate. Please note: this is a dot net site, not a dot com. The other Elaine Carroll is a flutist who does birthday parties. She does mine every year and she's excellent.

Reel

joshruben:

Gritty Superhero Reboot. Shot by Vince, produced by Steve, written by Ben. The great thing about directing is you get to cast your buddies. Elaine as the doctor, Sarah Natochenny and my childhood pal Jacob as the producers, and Matt McGorry lending his physique to play Spider-Man all rock it out. Digg it!

(via collegehumor)

I bought this car and named him Lloyd. He’s 8, but he still acts like a puppy.

I bought this car and named him Lloyd. He’s 8, but he still acts like a puppy.

I made a Periodic Table of Elephants. Because I like science almost as much as I like puns. Bidding starts at fifty space bucks.

I made a Periodic Table of Elephants. Because I like science almost as much as I like puns. Bidding starts at fifty space bucks.

PAUL DOWNS!!!

verymarykate:

Zac Efron

I love this. (via annamarie)
I love this.

(via annamarie)

verymarykate:

Ashleyguard

verymarykate:

My paper.

Hipster News.  It’s the news.  It’s hipsters.  It’s hipster talking about the news. 

the amazing WILL HINES!!!!!

verymarykate:

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