I'm an actor, writer, comedian, Octomom, Jennifer Aniston, and other searchable terms. I perform at UCB, I'm a member of Dutch West, and started Very Mary-Kate. Please note: this is a dot net site, not a dot com. The other Elaine Carroll is a flutist who does birthday parties. She does mine every year and she's excellent.

My trailer is a hospital room. Note the super fancy masking tape with my “name” on it.

My trailer is a hospital room. Note the super fancy masking tape with my “name” on it.

Guest star - the AMAZING Josh Ruben

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Philip Seymour Hoffman

Perfect rainbow over Burbank.

Perfect rainbow over Burbank.

Their little sister!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their little sister!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fight

I did an interview with Crushable.com about “Very Mary-Kate”  Ever bit of information in this interview is correct especially the part about my perm being mega sweet. If I could make one minor adjustment, in response to the question about “How The West Was Fun”, my answer would read, “It is, (she said emphatically)”.

I did an interview with Crushable.com about “Very Mary-Kate”  Ever bit of information in this interview is correct especially the part about my perm being mega sweet.

If I could make one minor adjustment, in response to the question about “How The West Was Fun”, my answer would read, “It is, (she said emphatically)”.

Stephen Hawking was such a hipster.

Stephen Hawking was such a hipster.

verymarykate:

The Hangover

A late lunch outside in Culver City with my highschool buddy, Ben. We were voted most likely to on Broadway. More like most likely to be eating lunch outside in February. How’s that blizzard thing working out, New York?

A late lunch outside in Culver City with my highschool buddy, Ben. We were voted most likely to on Broadway. More like most likely to be eating lunch outside in February. How’s that blizzard thing working out, New York?

Having a late lunch in Culver City with my high school buddy, Ben.  We were voted most likely to be on Broadway, but it’s more like most likely to be eating outside in February, or how’s that whole blizzard thing working out for you, New York?

Having a late lunch in Culver City with my high school buddy, Ben.  We were voted most likely to be on Broadway, but it’s more like most likely to be eating outside in February, or how’s that whole blizzard thing working out for you, New York?